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pepperbear:

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

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I WILL NEVER BE SAD AGAIN

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starktrekenterprise:

zillyh00:

slidingtuna:

zillyh00:

zillyh00:

I ACCIDENTALLY PUT A KNIFE IN WITH MY LAUNDRY

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Those clothes will make you look ripped

LEAVE

cutting edge fashion

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gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

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amazingshay-isnotonfire:

"I Swear I Didn’t Seriously Ship It At First, It Just Sort of Happened" a novel by me

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joetrohnam:

my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings 

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marvelobsessions:

remember when the avengers was new?

remember how exciting it was to finally have some of our favorite superheros interacting in one movie?

remember getting chills during this scene?

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remember feeling like a superhero when the screen went black and the credit music came on?

Please never forget how special The Avengers is. 

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veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

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archewill:

talk dirty to me

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groovywhitekid:

great

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wimpytav:

anxietykills-themind:

You don’t know fanciness until you’ve seen a snake with a top hat and moustache  

hELLO MY BABY, hELLO MY HONEY, hELLO MY RAGTIME GAL,

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skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

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awkward-rose:

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